50 Ways to kill a pineapple by Shay and Espy

WARNING: do NOT try some of the following ways to kill a pineapple. Doing so may result in: DEATH, slight burning to the right ear, an uncontrollable urge to throw a remote out a window and finally more DEATH. Techincally this is a story because it is telling you a story on how pineapples can die..so NYA

1. Put it in a blender
   
2. Put it near an explosion
   
3. Put it in a microwave
   
4. Shread it with a chainsaw
   
5. Make it extra crispy with a flamethrower
   
6. Put it in the middle of a ninja war
   
7. Get it caught up in an incident with a shoe commiting suicide, dramactically
   
8. Run it over with a steamroller
   
9. Shread it with a combine harvester....mmm...corn...
   
10. Electricute it
    
11. Shread it with barbequed samurai tacos
    
12. BURN it on a barbeque
    
13. Feed it to dogs
    
14. Squash it with what you think is an elephant
    
15. Hoover it up
    
16. Feed it to seagulls
    
17. Shove it through a letterbox
    
18. Drown it in oil
    
19. Catapult it into a window
    
20. Make it 'fall' in a volcano
    
21. Set it on fire with a bunsen burner
    
22. Stab it with a spoon
    
23. Give it a parachute and push it out an aeroplane, JUST DONT TELL IT HOW TO USE THE PARACHUTE MUHAHA
    
24. Strap it to a firework
    
25. Let a mackerel gum it to death
    
26. Let Shay loose near it
    
27. Scare it with a paper bag and a whole lot of duct tape
    
28. Trample it with a stampede of moths
    
29. Attack it with smurfs
    
30. Hang it with cheese
    
31. Create and invention, proud it of it go on the internet, find its already been done, smash the pinapple on a cheese grater
    
32. Put it through a noodle maker
    
33. Make it resort to cannibalism/pineappleism
    
34. Make a camel run around in circles before licking the pineapple
    
35. Have a nice game of tennis with the pinapple as the ball
    
36. Have two igunanas rip it apart...slowly...
    
37. Put it in a shreader
    
38. Feed it to a sperm whale
    
39. Impale it on a shoe
    
40. Make it fall off a sheep
    
41. Change the genetic-makeup of the pineapple
    
42. Mess with random chemicals around it
    
43. Flush it
    
44. Old age
    
45. Make it sit through an hour of hannah montana (no offence to any fans by her name doesn't deserve a capital letter)
    
46. Run it over in a boat
    
47. Put it in a toaster shaped mackerel
    
48. Shape it into the empire state building (whatever that is)
    
49. Take the silent 'q' out of pineapple...Its SILENT
    
50. Finalement: Play with a pineapple in a place that has a sign saying: 'No ball games'
    

WOOO!! YAY GREAT STORY!!!

ROFL very good one! You wrote a lot!

Lol great story

lol Amazing story

haha thanks guys, we appreicate ur comments ^^

How do you think of all that ways to kill a pineapple? x3

boredom really messes with your brain....

Lol. I understand x3

Odd.....but extremely accurate! I fed a pineapple to the seagulls and they did eat it. >_<

ROFL. I like seagulls, i fed them bread in paris though i didnt want to give them too much ._.

I remember the days when we were bored and didn't have to walk up the stairs to get to form...good times, good times

yea...i'm not cut out for 4 staires flights first thing monday morning...

me niether but hey, we're getting excersize!!! its not like we choose to excersize, so i guess its a bonus.

u know, i now feel the urge to throw pigeons into the powerlines with all this talk of seagulls and killing

I need to try this at home.

what, throwing pigeons into the powerlines?

no killing pineapples
But how can you kill them? There not even alive x3

Or maybe they are

ROFL
Talking pineapples

LOL. I cant imagine that

yeah...hehe...pineapples DONT talk...hehe...

But maybe they want to take over the world silently D:

bet they do. little rebels they are