Evil Lawnmower of Dooooooom by Esp and Shay

Subject: Evil Lawnmower of Dooooooom by Esp and Shay Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:21 am

First of all, we would like to pay a grande tribute to Johnny and Timmy who together merged to create Jimmy. Timmy died down the well and Johnny died trying to play the trumpet as his brother once did. One night Johnny had a spaz(<-- shay's idea), BUT it didnt look like it and unforutatly to his grandma's surprsise...HE WAS DEAD so she layed down on the floor and ate her shoe.

There was a lawnmower. His name was Jeremy. He was a happy lawnmower, he loved sunny days and walks in the park. He always cut the grass with glee and he loved his owner. Jeremy also loved pineapples and watched his owner while he smashed one on the floor and laughed, with joy. a ha ha ha ha ha. Everyday was a good day for Jeremy, even when he wasn't cutting grass he loved watching the clouds go by. He didn't mind if it was raining because he loved looking at how pretty lights looked in the puddles. Everyone loved Jeremy, and Jeremy loved everyone.
One day, he noticed his owner hadn't come back from the well and by this time it was getting late. Jeremy looked around and saw nothing. He waddled towards the house and noticed some jelly that had been nailed to the wall so he kept on going. Past the cat up a lampost, past a freshwater goby clinging to a wall for its life and flying fish who accidently flew into a microwaves. Eventually Jeremy ended up at the well (why he is at the well, we don't know). Where he saw his owner leaving for *gasps* COLUMBIA!!!
Jeremy felt so rejected that instead of helping Timmy out of the well he went and headed straight for his owner....AND SHREADED HIM MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Now, Jeremy will forever shread these things: flip-flops (or flop-flips), camels, sushi with smiley faces on them, wallpaper, curtains, cheesecake made out of shoes, chicken casserole, socks with a cows on them (heh heh moooo), chocolate covered pretzels, cheese sandwiches, Bob Marley and the odd blade of grass. MUHAHAHAHA

And they all lived happily ever after. awwww
The End

Thank you if u actually read that...and shay if ya not happy with it then we'll change it together i dont want to make a mess of it.

Any comments will be appreciated.

My Comment: LOL.

esp, that was amazing...except for one thing....U FORGOT THE OTTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (run out, screaming "nooo")

yea...i remembereed as soon as i got back...meaning just now...im sorry...

More stories!!! You are practically authors! Your fans are dieinv for more

YAYZ!!! and so, we shall bring our fans more of our "hilarious" stories

Yesssssssss!!!!

we shall satisfy our fans when we can be bothered! so dont hold your breath cos its not good for you

hehe nicely put....but i bet we cud write funnier than this....although its gonna be hard to beat TIMMY!!!..or Jimmy..

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