The feast of the 5 hoboz By Shay and Esp

First of all we would like to thank the bible and it's story: Feeding of the 5000 for inspiring us to write this unforgettable masterpiece. Also thankyou to the writers of this story (shay and me...a.k.a 00chinchilla and douchenozel). This is a life experiance 'cos we (me and shay) wrote it, so NYEH!!

WARNING: Reading this story may cause the following effects: Epilpsy, die-or-ree-ya (yea...we cant spell LIVE WITH IT) and the odd craving for bacon and swiss roll. Enjoy.

It all started one morning when 00chinchilla (shay) woke up to the early morning atmosphere of Columbia...why she is in Columbia...we don't know. If it wasn't for the stench of her own breath, she would of stayed in bed 'till god knows what time. She went downstairs, ate some toast and had a very strange craving for gummy bears. So she summoned Douchenozel (me (esp)) to bring her requested gummy bears. After many packets she decided she wanted a Giant gummy bear and sent Douchenozel in search of one. Douchenozel searched high and low, far and near, she overcame mountains and rivers, hobos and the odd cheese sandwich for many, many, many, many, (many, many many etc)years, only to find there was a gummy bear farm right next door!!!MOOOOOOOO!
After a long time (meaning five minutes) 00chinchilla had eaten half of the gummy bear. Douchenozel was dissapointed and disgraced by the behaviour of 00chinchilla towards the Giant gummy bear.
"You've eaten half of that gummy bear in five minutes...FIVE MINUTES?!?!? Do you even know how long it took me to find that?!?" said Douchenozel.
"Uh...huh...what?" said 00chinchilla, licking the gummy bear's nose.

Meanwhile the telebubbies were having a lovely day out, they were just about to tuck into a lovely picnic when.....THEY WERE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS WITH EXPLOSIVES!! MUHAHAHAHA...hmm i wonder who put the explosives there?....(looks at Esp/Douchenozel)
"hehe" said Douchenozel.

Then diaster struck!!! THE GIANT GUMMY BEAR HAD CARPET THREADS ON IT!!! NOOOOOOOOO!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" exclaimed 00chinchilla.
"There is only one thing we can do now....(Douchenozel grabs a gun)..." said Douchenozel as she stared into the distance with the gun.
"...uh..who are you talking to..and why have you got a gun?!?"
"Um...i was talking to my destiny....what i thought it was dramatic at the time...and this gun? muhaha...i don't really know why i have it...."

So the two marched outside, both silent for this grave event. 00Chinchilla watched in dismay, as Douchenozel was clawed at by the hobos and fed them with the carpet infested gummy bear...The hobos clawed, knawed and thrashed at Douchenozel, like a cat with rabies, in an attempt to snatch and then devour the gummy bear remains.

And so, we all laughed with joy. And, as an ending image, we see two small children walking over a hillside, hand in hand. However, Douchenozel and 00chinchilla, on the other hand, were watching from the sidelines, in dissapproval, and both wondering why they couldn't be part of the end image.

I CANT BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY TYPED UP THE WHOLE THING!!! WOOOT!!!

yea, sorry guys, for making it longer than was anticipated, we only wanted to prove our talents to teh world of PDC. and, yes, we apologise for making it not about pokemon

1. Great, stories:D:D

2. crap, i actually read this -.-

3. (word censored), the teletubies died :'(

4. i dont understand the hobo thing :S

5. great story thou:D:P

6. f*ck i got diarreea

I give it a 7.5 on a scale of 10

Kind Regards,
TDO:)

lol. hobos are homeless people that attack people and go around begging for money

yea I know;P

so why are you confused then?

i couldnt find the hoboz in the story, but i could've overread it(A)

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00Chinchilla watched in dismay, as Douchenozel was clawed at by the hobos and fed them with the carpet infested gummy bear...The hobos clawed, knawed and thrashed at Douchenozel, like a cat with rabies, in an attempt to snatch and then devour the gummy bear remains.

yea, that was pretty much the only part with hobos in it. its near the end

not even 5 hoboz:| the title is wrong:|

there were 5 hobos, we just didnt include the fact that there were. we did use the plural for hobo u kno

weird u 2 :p

in a positive way;P

so...im...weird???

wow weird but cool story, It reminds me of the story I wrote with my cousin once and never finished. And for sum reason I have an odd craving for bacon.

Shaymin wrote:

so...im...weird???

yes you're weird, but it's positive;)

horrays, to my/our awesome story, being wierd and BACON CRAVINGS!!!

i hate bacon

so do i, the concept of the whole thing makes me laugh though

Hurray for bacon cravings and bacon hatings.

CRAVINGS

hmm no ones mentioned swiss roll...

yea, well evry1 loves swiss roll. not as many likes bacon

Very interesting. Pretty LOL. 9.9 out of 10

ah thank you, shinyful one

yayz, we gots a 9.9 outta 10! tis amazing!!!

you tell some good stories (the wall )