Me, Cheese, My friend...oh yeh, and our 'Adventure' 2

An ferret escaped the horrors of the kitchen and travelled to the surface of can only be described as a microwave. It had always dreamt of flying, so it ran to the roof of this house and stood at the edge. The ferret thought for awhile, then thought some more....a little more....maybe little more...THEN it put one foot infront of the other and leapt into the air. It then fell into a pile of rocks, it was then ripped apar...I MEAN, it lived happily ever after ^^

....did any of that stuff actually happen...?
*Gun shot noise*

Espy: We don't have hands, and, if you hadnt already noticed, Pokémon doesnt really include that many weapons. Where the heck am i mean't to get a gun from? The local Pokémon gun shop? Oh and why don't i get one with pikachu on it? Oh and the trigger can be freaking red
Shay: Sarcasm is the lowest form of gambling...and anyway we could make one
Espy: How in the heck...?
Shay: Hmmm...we're gonna need an 8B pencil, a badger and a hell of a lot of duck tape (yeh, i know it's not really duck..but nyeh QUACK)
Espy: Roger that

Espy runs off in a direction while Shay is left to stand aimlessy, why anyone has noticed them yet, even i don't know, convient plot holes ftw! An hour later she returns

Shay: Got the stuff?
Espy: Well, funny story...
Shay: hm?
Espy: Thing is, i could only carry one, i went EVERYWHERE for a badger..
Shay: well, you could of brought the rest with your mind..
Espy: Now ya tell me..
Shay: Ok, seen as you lost your brain as well on that trip, forget the gun, just lift me up into that conviently open window (more plot holes ftw!) witheth your mindz ^^
Espy: Yes sir
Shay: sir?
Espy: Chinchillah?
Shay: Ahem
Espy: Yes, almighty, epic one of the magic land of tacos (see a taco theme here?...i dont...)
Shay: Better

So Espy lifts shay up into the window and safely puts her down on the side, shay goes to open the door for Espy, but instead sees a fridge and so leaves Espy to try and get through teh cat flap

Espy: Opening the door would of been nice
Shay: *Stuffing her face* yeh, sure
Espy: Ok, well we're gonna need a weapon of some sort...a Pokémon!
Shay: Wow, your first good idea all day
Espy: I was just saying there is Pokémon over there...but that works too haha
Shay: Well take the one that looks like a dinosaur, heh rawr
Espy: kk, well, got it, well now, let's get out of here
Shay: Did you just hear something?
Espy: NOES, THIS IS THE PART WHERE TEH PEOPLE GET RIPPED TO SHREDS BY ZOMBIES
Shay: We're not people, and since when does Pokémon have zombies in it?
Espy: oh good..
Shay: can we trash the place?
Espy: uh why?
Shay: THEY DIDN'T HAVE BACON
Espy: Uh ok then..

So both girls set about chewing the place to bits, only to find tree man or Professor Oak staring at them, in horror, with a torch in his hand

Espy: IT'S THE EVIL LIGHT OF DOOM, RUN!!

Noooooo!!! The Evil Light of Doom! LOL, great story.

Yea, its awesome 0:

And it shows how random we can be x3

yeps, darn that evil light of doom, gives a whole new meaning to "DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT"

you are good with stories xD

^ Ikr .
This is very entertaining Espeon.

I couldn't laugh because everyone in my house was sleeping, so ill laugh now LOL

wait, you actually think i should continue, this was left alone for ages, i mean, i do have a 3rd part and could keep writing, but meh

As you want espy, i think the people liked it =3

I SHALL HAS THINK, and then....the people, will know...

Lol, i think shay would like to be in more random stories

i guess so, you and your psychic powers eh?

Lol, you should ask gab, he said he had an image of the most rare sight. Iguessed it was Music categorie with new posts XD

LOL, ooo, i shall have to ask...sometime...i'll probably forget but meh, i hope its a purple lampost with kitteh ears

LOL. Same happens to me:

Ricky, please look for my pencil
*2 mins later*
What am i doing here?

Yeh lolz, and then you always end up remembering at the most inconvient times

-Rob feed the snail-
what was I doing here?

two days later and one more dead snail-

oh yeah

two years later-
HAHAHA

I love sn...ails.

Snails are awesome. Go to the longest continuing topic: Snails

I'm there loads xD

LONG LIVE THE SNAILS!!! and there amazingness...oh wait...nevermind, heh explosions...heh...snail....heh...sandwich

Yeah ya know. Sometimes you talk about snail war and others you talk about happy snail stories, its all good

LONG LIVE ESPEON AND HER FANTASTIC STORIES!