Me, Cheese, My friend...oh yeh, and our 'Adventure' 10

WHOOOOOO DOUBLE FIGUREES, AND 2 STRAIGHT HOURS OF WRITING!!!

Chapter 10- Haha..the things i really should be doing instead right now

Blaine: MEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Miku: Awh, see it's just a harmless old ma- HE BIT ME
Blaine: Ye little...lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em
Shay: I think he's having hallucinations
Blaine: No, magical rainbow, this isn't the time for an advert break, this is the time for KILLING
Shay: Think we should help him?
Espy: Nah...it's kinda fun to watch (yes i'm quoting again)
Blaine: I KNOW THIS ONE TEACHER, i know this one....back when i was a girl...
Miku: The silver shoe can't say that...celebrate those-
Shay: Don't join in ¬¬
Miku: Sorry >.<

Blaine: YOU THERE BOY WITH THE GIRL NAME!
Miku: What do you what?
Blaine: I'm hungry...bring me NOODLES...noodles of the heavens
Miku: Will a...erm...two year old sweet, a pen...annnd a Charmander feather do?
Blaine: A Charmander feather?
Charmander: ¬¬
Miku: We don't know either
Blaine: NO IT WON'T...NOW BRING MY THE NOODLES, or i will set my pet seel on you ¬¬
Shay: oooo seel, i mean, aren't they harmless? What is it going to do? Turn into a prawn and prawn us to death?
Espy: heh..heh mountain goat
Charmander: meeeeeerhrhh (baa)
Blaine: Alright, i'll go with the sweet
Seel: RRAAAAAWWRRRR (You'll all be sorry)
Espy: I don't mean to be intruding or anything but why is there a frozen mailman in the entrance?
Blaine: heh yeh...funny story, there's a birdy and he likes to freeze things, and he was kinda getting sick of all the junk mail so he froze the mailman
Espy:A bird...cared about mail?
Blaine: HEY, he's a little more civilized than you would think
Miku: GUYS THATS NOT WHY WE CAME HERE
Blaine: ooooo soooo-rrryyyyy Miki was it?
Miku: MIKU MIKU...uh...i mean...oh...whatever, we need a badge off you old man ¬¬
Blaine: hm..i have a hello kitty sticker if that helps..
Miku: Gym badge...hello kitty sticker...hmm..i choose gym badge ¬¬
Blaine: oooh, well if you defeat the birdy you can have one

And so they go in search for the fluffeh frozen birdy....

Espy: I don't spy with my little eye...something beginning with...Q
Shay: Pineapple?
Espy: HOW DID YOU KNOW??
Miku: Guys dead end...
Shay: AGAIN..
Espy: LOL Blaine's up there, we've gone in a huge circle
Shay: What the heck is he doing to that poor rock?
Miku: I think it's best we don't ask :/

So they turned round, ignoring Blaine and his...fetishes...and tried to find the bird, who doesn't like junk mail. They found many stairs, which lead nowhere, so they threw their DS out the window and then realised they hadn't saved and lost everything (yep, that's happened to me before...just not so much with a window...(it was the mircowave)). They eventually found their way to a cave in a cave and they looked round the corner. There he was...dancing to a bit o Avenged Sevenfold...well when i say dancing i mean standing there with a blank look on his face.

Shay: How should we approach him?
Espy: We should go from the ceiling and drop from the sky..
Shay: Close...but no cigar
Miku: We should use interpretive dancing to re-enact something..
Shay: PERFECT
Espy: What are we going to re-enact
Shay: The last barbeque we had
Espy: Oh...dear...god...

Miku jumped into the room. They had created a spotlight with Charmander shoved in a roll of carpet they had found on the way. Articuno's attention was immediately drawn to Miku who was stood in the middle of the room with the spotlight on him. He turned so the huge bird could see the bright rainbow coloured tutu he was wearing. He then turned again and jumped into the water leaving Articuno confused as hell. Next the two girls, dressed as shrimps, fell from the ceiling. They had a piece of paper stuck to their heads which they had written "shrimp" on. Suddenly, Charmander set the entire room on fire and the shrimps rolled around a bit (it was hard to move in their costumes). Miku jumped out the water dressed as an old man with a monocle and a top hat. He died. They shrimps laughed, and then caught fire. They all then laughed.
Shrimp (Shay): What about roasting vegetables and eating them? That'd be nice; i'm very very hungry you see

Articuno: What the FIRETRUCK (heh) was that?
Espy: Got your attention though, didn't it?
Shay: YOU FROZE THE MAILMAN YOU SICK FREAK
Articuno: LIES, IT'S ALL LIES AND BACON
Shay: It's not lies when there's proof at the entrance ¬¬
Articuno: Actually that wasn't me ¬¬
Miku: *dead*
Shay: Well then who was it?
Articuno: The old man
Everyone: GASP!!!
Blaine: YESH, IT WAS ME!!
Everyone: Where did you come from?
Blaine: Your basement.

FIN

That really is it. The end...of an era. Actually there is a reason for me ending it here. You see, i do a draft version before i post this, and i noticed the amount of words i had written was 6,952 and needed only 17 words to make it 6,969, which you gotta admit is a great number of words to end on (and if you don't get it....ask your grandma). Admittedly the version i post on here won't be that amount, but that's because i add and change bits, just so you have 99.9% more plot hole goodness. A weird ending for a weird story, fits right? Well...i cried a little upon ending it...(i didn't really) but it was kind of like a child to me...in a weird sort of way..(actually no it wasn't) and although i didn't get to put subliminal messages in this one, maybe i will in others to come.

Words that i spelt 15 different ways, all of them being wrong:
Hallucinations
Scientist
Pineapple
Cinnabar
Blaine
Shrimp
Prawn
Defeat

This was a children's story and the moral was: Cannibalism is Wrong.
I hope you enjoyed this 10 chapter story, i enjoyed writing it, and i'm so hungry, SO PLEASE LET ME GO AND STOP MAKING ME TYPE, I NEEDS FOOOD.
Goodnight people ^^

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I have been a little busy lately D:

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