PREVIOUSLY IN ME, CHEESE, MY FRIEND...OH YEH, AND OUR 'ADVENTURE'
Ahah, so some of you may know me as the hobo you found in your bin ^^ or you may know me from the several charity suicide attempts...remember people, suicide sells !! Now i'd like to tell you all a story, a nice little story, a story of wisdom, and joy and happiness...
Chapter 5- You wouldn't want to read this chapter upside down. But you get a cookie for trying...from space...a space cookie...
So we begin this with both Shay and Espy being shocked at the noodle collection.
Shay: THAT'S THE BIGGEST NOODLE COLLECTION I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!
Espy: I've seen bigger...
Shay: No, thats called a farm
Espy: Yeh, well your grandma has worms
Shay: I know, she has a wormery..
Espy: Yep, thats exactly what i was refering to
Shay: WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS GUY HOSTAGE
Espy: This...is where we went wrong last time
Shay: Just lift him out with your mind
Espy: Why didn't we do that in the first place?
Shay:....yeh, well nyeh
So Espy uses her mind to carry both Shay and the weirdo to the ground, luckily no one was hurt this time..Espy just jumped out by the way, just in case you were wondering, 'cause kitties land on their feet...though i've never seen a purple kitty...
GET ON WITH THE STORY!
OOOOOH, seeems my friend here has a PROBLEM with ramblings, HOPE YA DON'T MIND A CHAINSAW THROUGH YOUR HEAD
BACK TO YOUR CORNER!
...what exactly is going on here?
CORNER!
*..whimpers*
Espy: Don't you think we should of checked that other house?
Shay: Nah, what's the point? We have our hostage right here
Espy: Yeh...but...how do we get out?
Shay: Yeh...i forgot the way in...THE WATER!!
Espy: Yeh, route 1? what kind of stupid name is that hahaha
Shay: Uh...can you swim?
Espy: Not...that...i...know...of...but we'll make him to that
Shay: We'll wait for morning; i don't think humans can sleep swim (because somehow its nightfall, irrational timings ftw!!!)
Espy: We could...try?
Shay: Kayy..
And so they shove the hostage in the water, south of Pallet Town, as soon as he first touches the cold water, he wakes up, and he definatly did wake up on the wrong side of the pond...
Hostage: WHAT THE HELL?
Espy: QUICK, TIE HIM UP!
Shay: uh...NO HANDS!
Espy: ...plan B..or C...HELL YEH PUN!
Espy then throws the pokeball she stole eariler, i hope you were all paying attention ¬¬
Charmander: quack ^^ *he stumbles a bit, but re-gains his balance before falling and rolling around on the floor trying to get up, but eventually plays dead*
Shay: He..can't...speak...uh..normal?
Espy: He's only young..
Shay: House trained?
Espy: What do you think professor tree is?
Shay: oh..
Charmander: *pokes the hostage before poking itself in the eye*....quack...
Shay: This....is....HOPELESS
Espy: You there, hostage
Hostage: What?
Espy: CAN...YOOOU...SWWWIM..
Hostage: I'm not stupid, and yeh, i guess....why?
Espy: Because...you're about to become a lot less useless...heh, OMC, IT'D BE AMAZING TO CALL YOU MIKU
Miku: No, thats a girls name
Espy: Yeh, it is isn't it? A nice little girls name for you
Miku: No
Espy: Yes
Miku: Fine i'm leaving
Espy: OH NO YOU WON'T, *holds up a human cookbook* AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
Miku: Oh sh...
Charmander: it...
Shay: His first words...other than animal noises...?
Espy: Nah, he just sneezed...
Charmander: *falls over* meow!!!
Miku: So he thinks he's a kitty now...i thought he was a duck..
Charmander: MEOW!! ¬¬
Miku: Fine, fine, you're a kitty
Espy: Oh shut up and SWIM BOY, SWIM!!!
Next time:
...you shall never know.... Don't miss it!
P.S i'm going to try post a new chapter on the 14th of every month, till its finished. I'm usually pretty good with deadlines and it keeps me focused, ya know with all teh shiny things ^^. If i miss out a month or something, then it means i couldn't be bothered, i was busy, i am now dead or i got a life. The 4rd being the least likely, and the first being the most likely. So this is to all my LOL fans, yeh, i know theres no one, but just in case you're wondering. I'm not posting one everyday, that'd be like, almost killing myself everyday, which is why i think anyone who does that is AMAZING, seriously. And besides i'm lazy, heh heh, so yeh, thank you for reading, if you are reading this, cos i bet most people won't ¬¬
Subject: Me, Cheese, My friend...oh yeh, and our 'Adventure' 5 
Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:12 am
(yeah...daily life...my group was insane...)
