Me, Cheese, My friend...oh yeh, and our 'Adventure' 4

Shay discovers a huge wardrobe and opens it

Espy: Didn't anyone ever tell you not to go through people's things?
Shay: HOLY MOO COW
Espy: What is it?
Shay: L-LOOK...L-LOOK
Espy: It can't be that ba-....oh my...
Shay: OMC IT'S SLIMY
Espy: But why would anyone...? It can't be
Shay: Uh..i think it is...

OMC THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED...or...did it?....Did it....REALLY???


Shay & Espy: THAT....IS...THE...BIGGEST VEGETARIAN NOODLE COLLECTION I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!
Shay: ANNND WE HAVE OUR HOSTAGE ^^
Espy: We still have another house to go yet though...
Shay: Meh, i say we keep noodle guy
Espy: Fine...but we get to re-name him
Shay: kay, it is what i was gonna do anyway
Espy: Just one thing...how are we gonna get him out without anyone knowing?
Shay: I think we should call our friend...
Espy: Yep...

And so they called the one....the only...CONVIENT PLOT HOLE!!!! Then, with their new friend, they tied their victim up, and dragged him to the edge of a conviently opened window, because apparently as well as not locking their doors they don't close their windows either.

Shay: Ready...3..2...1...oops...
Espy: NOOOOOOOOOOOES

He falls from the window, hits the house a few times, a few rocks, a passing frisbee and then finally the ground. Both the girls were unsure whether he was still sleeping, unconcisous or just dead, either way he wouldn't make a very good hostage.

Espy: Oh great, we were meant to kill him later...i got a cookbook and everything
Shay: He might not be dead...
Espy: He fell from the second floor, he has gotta be
Shay: You don't know anything about humans do you?
Espy: meh...they scare me...
Shay: Why? It's not like they own the place
Espy: Yeah...and they're stupid enough to invent pull doors...ALL DOORS SHOULD BE PUSH DOORS
Shay: yeh...yeh...but we should probably go see if he's alright

So they both jump out the window

Shay: HOOOOOLD ON
Espy: hm?
Shay: We just jumped and we lived
Espy: Pokémon don't die
Shay: OOOO you are gonna be SO sorry when we get to Lavender Town
Espy: Since when do you know towns
Shay: Since i ate the map
Espy: Anyways let's see the damage

They begin walking round him, trying to see if he was ok...but they really didn't know what they were looking for...and even if he was alive they wouldn't know...Shay then starts clawing at his arm.

Shay: HEH HEH HEH
Espy: NOOOOOOES....he needs that...i...think...
Shay: meh, its fun to claw
Espy & Shay: NOOOOOOOOES
Shay: HE HAS AWOKEN
Hostage: uuhhh....my...head....my...arm...frisbee??? what the...WHERE AM I?

Espy whispers to Shay
Espy: QUICK, make this seem like a dream....Hellllloooooo thhhherrrrrrrrrrreeee chillllllld, wwwwwe cooomme innnn peaaace
Shay: Noooo wwwwwe dooon'tttt
Espy: wwwwwee dooon'tttt?
Shay: Nooot unleeeeesss yoooouu giiiveeee meeee aaa baaacccooon sssaaannndddwiiiiiccch
Espy: ¬¬ thiiisss isss jjuuuusssttt aaaa drreeeammm, we'rrreee nooot rreaaaal
Hostage:...Grandma.....is...that...you?
Shay: yeh, *looks at Espy* grandma, is that you?
Espy: Unless your grandma has kitteh ears and a tail, i suggest you watch it, before i slice you in half with my mind
Shay: This...is going no where...

Shay hits him on the head

Espy: OH wonderful, another injury to add to the list
Shay: Well, i didn't see your idea doing any good
Espy: oh, i just remembered something...
Shay: hm?
Espy: we could soft-reset, every Pokémon gets one chance to in their life, and i think now would be a good time
Shay: ooo yeh...yaaay i can soft-reset
Espy: I'm afraid you used yours in your sleep...i remember because we had to rescue you from a volcano...
Shay: wtf, i'm sure i would of remembered that...
Espy: Yeh...but you don't remember 2 minutes ago
Shay: true...who'd you say you were again?

And so the girls soft-reset which takes us all back to the beginning of this chapter of Me, Cheese, My friend...oh yeh and our 'Adventure', so you all read this for nothing....HAHA...But remember everytime you do read this a whale gets it's wings ^^
TO BE CONTINUED...

LOL. Very good and random story XD

I lold at the


"Shay: OOOO you are gonna be SO sorry when we get to Lavender Town
Espy: Since when do you know towns
Shay: Since i ate the map"

^^

XD VERY RANDOM

hehe, i'm glad i got a lol, and thanks ^^

xD Ricky is welcome.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOOHOHOHOHOOH THAT IS HILLARIOUS!

You get an oscar!

i'm not entirely sure whether or not that was sarcasm and so yeh...

HAHHHAHAH SARCASM. THATS HILLARIOUS! YOU SHOULD BE IN THE SPICE GIRLS!


-Dances-
Here comes the Espeon! Vote for her! Vote for her! Vote for her!
Here comes the Espeon! Tell her to unban me! Unban me!

...That was very funny.....
"baaacccooon sssaaannndddwiiiiiccch"

And you'd never guess what I had for lunch...

TUNA SANDWHICHES!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS FISH