Random Minis

Just random things...

||||Gas Station||||
Ding! One man walked through the doors of the gas station. Ding! Ding! Two people walked through the doors of the gas station. Ding! Ding! Ding! Three people walked into the gas station. The employee looked beyond him and saw a huge crowd.
"What the..."
All of them entered. The employee counted it to twenty people

||||Disposing||||
"Please wait while the folders are being deleted." The message box said, "20 seconds left."
It still continued. 2 minutes left it said. 4 minutes left, 8 minutes left, 16 minutes left. It increased and increased. It finally reached 900 minutes left.
"You know what, screw this!"

You can type/write one down to. It does not have to be true. I personally will assume it's not true.

LOL. I see your very good at stories. You got off a 90% of your posts off that =3

||||Mysterious Music||||
You enter Viridian City
"Hey, where is that music coming from anyway?" you character says
You just sit there, thinking you helisanated.
"I'm talking to you, where is that music coming from?"
Despite not believing your eyes, you point to the sky. You character looks up.
"HOLY ****! A band in the sky!"

ROFL. The character got a walkman 0:

Very funny, hahah , ha ha, no.

||||Evil 1st Gym||||

You walk into Brock's gym.
You battle the only kid there.
You challenge Brock.
You defeat his level 12 Geodude.
Brock then chooses an Onix.
It's level 31.
Your character says 'HOLY C***!!!!!!'
Then you lose to Brock.
Then you go to th Pokémon Center,
and a boy near Nurse Joy says,
"Hey!Brock has one level 12,but the other's past 30!"
Then you say "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE!!!!????"

||||The End||||

||||Why!?||||

You turn on your DS.
You put in your Diamond game.
6 hours later you find a Shiny Dialga just hangin' out.
You take 2 hours to catch it.
You save.
You turn off the game.
When you get back from school the next day,
you turn on your DS.
Put Diamond in it.
You go to the main menu that has your data.
The screen says "Sorry but your save data was deleted from a corruption"
Then you scream "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Then your mom says "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!"
Then you cry all night.

||||THE END||||

||||Pikachus||||

You go to Sinnoh.
You find Ash.
You talk to him.
You say "Hmmmmmmmmmm. Pikachus."
Ash says "What?"
You say "(word censored) cheeks"
Ash says "WTF"
You say "Pikachu's (word censored) cheeks"
Ash says "Ok.........."
You say "Pika! Pika Pi!"
Ash says "WHAT!!!???"
You say "Pi! I'm a Pikachu!"
Ash says "A holy ****. Not again!"
Ash pulls out a gun and shoots you.

||||THE||||END||||

Whoa, many shorties, random shorties, which make them good ^^

Hmmm........WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS!!!!!!!!!?????? I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!!! JK

LOL. You do? Kidding x3

I don't know how I remember that.....

One of the misteries of life...

Like this?

||||Mystery||||
May:So...
Ash:So...
May:How did you get you're Pigeot that you were talking about?
Ash:By catching it as a Pigeotto in Viridian Forest.
May:But...
Ash:But what?
May:You can't catch Pigeotto's in Viridian forest....
Ash: O_O Really?
May:Yeah!
Ash: Then How did I?!
May and Ash: {Stares at the screen}

LOL. You can catch a pidgeotto in viridian forest in HG SS

K...

You should make your own topic and post minis there ^^

Cool idea dude

Make sure to make it in the right categorie x3

That was 1 time dude!

Two times : P No worries, i can correct that, but i must see it first XD

Wait,name the 2 times!