Pokémon RedSpoof series

The series is based off the original Red game.

||||Intro||||
"Where the hell am I?" Red said
"Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon!" Oak said
"Um Oak, I've been here for..."
"My name is Oak! People call me the Pokémon Prof!" Oak interrupted
"Doesn't everyone know that?"
"This world is inhabited by creature called Pokémon!" Oak continued
"Are you even listening?" Red asked
"For some people Pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights."
"Screw it. I'll just pretend I'm listening."
"Myself... I study Pokémon as a profession. First what is your name?"
"Red, and you know that!" Red answered
"Right! So your name is Red! This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby."
"As if I didn't know that."
"...Erm, what is his name again?"
"Grandpa, my name is Blue! You know that!" Blue replied
"That's right! I remember now! His name is Blue!"
"Grandpa, the only reason you remember is because I just told you."
"Red!"
"Yeah?"
"Your very own Pokémon legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with Pokémon awaits you! Lets go!"

||||...Um I forgot||||
"Damn, that was wierd. I could have sworn I just saw Prof. Oak. Oh well." Red said
Red walked down the stairs of his room.
As he walked down the stairs he wondered, "Where the hell does my mom sleep anyway?"
"Hey mom, where the hell do you sleep?"
"Do I even sleep?"
"Beats me. How should I know?"
Red walked out of the door of his house, still wondering where she sleeps.
"Where's Oak anyway? Probably out in Route !. He did say something about Pokémon."
"Hey! Wait! Don't go out there! It's unsafe! Wild Pokémon live in the tall grass!" Oak said, stopping him.
"But, I'm still in Pallet Town, everyone knows you don't find Pokémon in towns even if it is in tall grass and two steps away from the actual route!"
"You need your own Pokémon for your protection!"
"I think Oak's deaf."
"I know! Here, come with me!"

lol thats funny

Lol, you should make a comic x3

I was actually playing the game as I wrote it. xD.

Yeah, That'll be cool

||||Recieving A Pokémon... FINALLY!||||
Oak took Red to his lab. Red watched Oak walk up to his place he stands at. Red walked up and found Blue already standing there.
"Gramps! Where were you anyway?"
"Here, Red! There are 3 Pokémon here! Haha! They are inside the poke balls.
"Um, we didn't say anything" Blue and Red replied
"When I was young, I was a serious Pokémon Trainer!"
"Nobody cares." Blue said
"In my old age, I have only 3 left, but you can have one! Choose! Be Patient Blue, You can have one too"
"Um, Gramps, I didn't say anything."
Red walked over to grab a Squirtle... Which he somehow knew which one was Squirtle.
"So! You want the water Pokémon, Squirtle?"
"Why else would I grab it?"
"This Pokémon is really energetic!"
"Um, that's what you always say, even to Snorlax.

ten years earlier
"I want Snorlax!" Phil said, while picking up the ball with Snorlax in it.
"This Pokémon is really energetic!"
"No he isn't."

Back in the present...
Blue walked over and grabbed a Bulbasaur. Red attempted to walk out but was stopped by Blue.
"Wait Red! Let's check out our Pokémon!" Blue threw out his Pokémon and they started an epic battle... kinda.
"Squirtle use Tackle attack!"
"Bulbasaur use growl!" Which fortunatly failed.
"Squirtle use Tackle, again!" Before Squirtle could attack, Bulbasaur tackled the Squirtle. Squirtle used tackle, and Bulbasaur tackled back. Bulbasaur tackled again, getting a critical hit. Squirtle used tackle and Bulbasaur tackled again. Squirtle used tackle yet again., this time KOing Bulbasaur.
"What? Ubelievable! You must be cheating! Red recieved 175... stuff for winning. "Okay! I'll torture my Pokémon to fight even more! Red! Gramps! Smell ya later!" Blue left out of the building.
"Wow, I felt his ego leave." Red said as he walked out.

Ricardo wrote:

Lol, you should make a comic x3

I can't draw. I would like it if someone made a comic though.

Same here, i suck at drawing ._.

lol thats what i thought about when i was playing too.

I see. I can draw only SOME animals x3

xcv2009 wrote:

Ricardo wrote:

Lol, you should make a comic x3

I can't draw. I would like it if someone made a comic though.

I can't draw for my life. The best thing I can draw is a banana.

LOL. The best thing i cn draw is... a.. black line? D: