The WTF Pokémon Series

These are made about a year ago. I purposally spelled the names wrong.

-Episode 1: Pilot
Hello my name is Bob and I'm finally ten years old! I finally get my first Pokémon.
"Bob!" Yelled his mom named Mom, "Why are you talking to your imaginary friends again?"
"I told you, they aren't my imaginary friends! They're the audiance!"
"Come back out of the fourth wall!"
"Fine!" Bob replied in disappointment "I'm going to get a Magikarp!" Later that day, Bob is running to find Prof. Oacuh, which is commonly mistaken as the famous Prof. Oak.
"Give me a MAGIKARP you old hag"
"OK, here is your level 2 MAGIKARP that can only do Splash, the worst move ever."
"Amazing!" So off Bob went and all the sudden a trainer randomly appeared out of litteraly nowhere
"POW!" The trainer said with crappy effects. "I'm Yarg, and I'm apparently your rival! Go ARCUES!" So came out Yarg's ARCUES and not really knowing what to do Bob blurted out.
"MAGIKARP, use Splash!" And suprisingly it instantly killed the level 20 ARCUES and leveled 3 times. "Woot, level 5!"

-Episode 2: The Conversation
"What the heck? How did you possibly defeat my level 20 ARCUES!" Yarg said in suprise
"Because laws of physics don't apply to me! Besides that, I have no idea."
"I don't know how you actually hacked in real life but I will make Prof. Oacuh ban you with his Ban Thingey!"
"You can't ban people IRL!"
"Than explain how you hacked IRL!"
"Beats the hell out of me, I thought you said I would win Mountain Dew and something called a Game Boy."
"I didn't actually say that but here anyway, by the way, I'm Yarg Oacuh!"
"Cool... Wait what? Oacuh has a family?"
"Duh, where did you think he came from?"
"Hell most likely."
"Good Point."

-Episode 3: Gyovanni
"Cya Yarg!" Yelled Bob
"Cya... erm what's your name again?"
"Erm... announcer what the hell is my name?"
Your name is Bob you idiot
"Oh yeah!"
"Cya Bob!"
Than all the sudden Gyovanni, which is apparently Giovanni's brother, all the sudden appeared!
"I am Gyovanni!" Than all the sudden Bob beat Gyovanni just be looking at him
"Team Rocket... what's my lines again?" He said as he was flying up and than a star for some reason replaced him and he vanished.
"Where the hell is my Pokedex anyway?"
"I am right here you dumbass" Said Dexter
"Is my Pokémon amazing?"
"Suggesting you are somehow using a gameshark and bending reality to your own will. Which is pretty much saying your God. Well, no it is not, you use hax beyond all odds."
"I have no clue what you just said, but my hair can make me fly cause it's so insanely messy!"
"I don't doubt it actually"

-Episode 4: The Failed Dream
Somehow Bob skipped Viridian Forest and Viridian city with a PIDGEY he caught in the break time cause apparently they can only be caught when time stops.
"I'm glad I skipped Virdian Forest and Viridian City, cause that's where the last gym leader is, so I'm going to go into the cities in row of Gym leaders!" Bob said.
"Um, Bob, this is an official Gym Battle not an official Talk show" Brok said
"It isn't? Screw this than" Than Bob walked out. "Stupid scammers!"
"Um sir, that was the Gym not the Tower, and besides that's in Johto not Kanto."
"No! I was born in the wrong place! I need to reincarnate into Johto." So he traveled into the Reincarnation place named The Reincarnation Place. "Hey, can I be reincarnated into Gold?"
"Sorry Bob, Gold is already someone, he lives in Johto and is awesomely amazing."
"I knew this would happen!"

-Episode 5: "-A Trap!"
"What now? I was born in the wrong place, can't be reincarnated and some other bunch of nonsense that I don't feel like saying." Bob said to himself. "Let's go back to Brok!" So he went back to Brock, "Give me the Gym Badge!"
"Why didn't you ask before?" And Brok handed Bob the Gym Badge.
"Hellz yeah! I finally got my first Gym Badge that I don't really want!"
"Hey come over here! It's obviously not a trap!" Said a voice.
"OK, that seems so logical to listen to the voice that is so obviously evil!" So he went to him which looked exactly like Gyovanni.
"Ha! You just got robbed you fool!" Said Gyovanni
"How could I possibly know!"
"Well... I actually fooled myself, so I was way to tempted to take of my disguise to see who I was. It's tempting!" Said Gyovanni. "Now I got your only Pokémon!"
"Go PIDGEY!"
"I think I spoke to soon."
"PIDGEY! Use your awesome move that is unnamed!" So by force PIDGEY used some attack that is amazing.

-Episode 6: The PIDGEY Changes!
"Team Rocket is blasting off-with-horrible-animations!' And Gyovanni was replaced with a star after flying to high.
-The Pokémon evolving song comes on-
"Oh Our God! it's evolving into a... what the hell is it?" And taking the place of PIDGEY was with a Ho-oh. Bob took out his Pokedex and Dexter said
"Holy **** what the **** did you do with the bad*** PIDGEY. What the hell is this any ****ing way?"
"Why do you curse so much?"
"Why do you ask stupid questions so much?"
"Good question, I'll have to think about that."
"You dumb ****"
"I'm going to level my MANKEY that I caught on Firered and reached into another dimension and took it out of my GBA and put it in the pokeball!"
So off he went.

-Episode 7: Fail Attempt
After a year, Bob finally got his MANKEY to level 5.
"Finally! That took a year and just like Ashly... I mean Ash, I didn't age at all!" Bob continued, "Well I'm going to travel to the Kon..."
That's Naruto, you idiot not Pokémon!
"Oh, I mean the Cantoh regional finals!"
So Bob somehow skipped Viridian Forest and Viridian City and arrived at the Kanto Elite Four Place (Yes, that's actually the name).
"Can I enter?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Cause I said so. That and you don't even have badge."
'Than why am I holding an earth badge?"
"I don't know, you have to get all the badges in the game."
"You didn't have to in the GB game!"

LOL I like it

this is very definately a WTF series ^^

SHAYYYYYY =3

Yea, i agree =3

lol thats funny

RICKYYY!!!!!! Heyy!!! Long time no see, eh? i'd come on PDC more often but my computer broke and were still saving up for a new one and mums laptop overheats all the time so I got to use my iPod touch. congrats on the 1 year anniversary!!!

Thanks shay!!

We are all missing you!

awwh thanks I miss u guys too

Heh heh, hope you get your computer fixed =3

I hope, too.It`s sad ur computer broke.

Shaymin wrote:

RICKYYY!!!!!! Heyy!!! Long time no see, eh? i'd come on PDC more often but my computer broke and were still saving up for a new one and mums laptop overheats all the time so I got to use my iPod touch. congrats on the 1 year anniversary!!!

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're back after what, 5 months? LOL

She got some problems with her laptop, so i guess we wont see her for too long

She'll be back.

How did u find out?

STALKER.

She sure will, shes the most random person here

Still...... STALKER.

Who? 0: Me? x3

And Pokémon WTF is back, at least to add a few more. I'm going to try to do this once a day. I don't know what the likelihood of this topic going on is, but whatever. It's the original topic, so I'll post them here.

-Episode 8: Forgetfulness
For a long while Bob roamed the Earth in search of every single badge. In the end he had about 40 badges, which he later found out were all fakes made by Gyovanni. Now, he walks somewhere deep in Viridian Forest because he got tired of skipping it.
"Come out, come out wherever you are, PIKACHU!" Bob said as he lazily sat in a clearing sitting in a lawn chair sipping from a random tropical drink he may or may have not stolen from someone.
Yarg suddenly came out of a nearby bush and said, "You moron, you're only scaring away the PIKACHU. Besides, they're already difficult to find."
"Nu-uh! They're really really really easy to catch and find!"
"Than why haven't you already found one?"
"Uh... They are just that common!"
"Moron, that would be the opposite of common. Besides that, what are you even doing here? You aren't suppose to be here until you have seven other badges." Yarg said as he set himself down on the forest floor as PIKACHU surrounded him for no apparent reason.
"Right... Can't I just get a badge from here right now?"
"No, you need to get the other 7 badges, than the gym leader will appear. Wait, weren't you the one who told me this off screen?"
"Oh! That's right! Well off to see you in hell... I mean the Elite Four Place."
As Bob walked out of Viridian Forest, he only started to wonder, why was Yarg there then?