Writer says:
Okkkaaaay, i'm seeing double, the cat is walking on the ceiling annnd i swear thats a bunny zombie at my window what's going on?
Story says:
HAH, who controls the world now!!!
Writer says:
Oh for the love of space tea and biscuits, please tell me....i'm drunk...
Storyt says:
WORSE, your perfectly fine...except everything you've ever written is coming to life HEH HEH
Writer says:
Oh you are joking me...i should be doing homework...
Story says:
Nahhh, its the 8th day of the week, HATDAY ¬¬
Writer says;
I don't remember writing that...EVER
Story says:
You don't remember 2 seconds ago
Writer says:
You know what i find weird? i found someone who felt sorry for their stomach...
Story says:
ermmm the hell?
Writer says:
DISTRACTION!!!
Story says:
Remember that story you wrote about some girl going round killing people, that never got past the 1st chapter?
Writer says:
Oh what do you know her arm is through the letterbox...nice, OH MY EDIBLE RACCOON COLLECTION
Story says:
My awesome power?
Writer says:
Feast of the 5 hobos...oh nevermind they're attacking next door x3
Writer says:
Am i dead, and if so how did i manage to turn the computer and tv on?
Story says:
Now you're just being stupid
Writer says:
ME? STUPID? OMC, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA...ducks
Story says:
Just one thing, your spelling SUCKS, you're creating all sorts of mutants
Writer says:
And thats what spell check is for, ducks
Story says:
You abuse that damn thing, and you do know word gave up on you, it now just underlines EVERYTHING cos it cant even be bothered to check whether or not it's right...
Writer says:
Wow it really doesn't like me...ducks
Story says:
Yeh, ITS CALLED A PAST TENSE USE IT
Writer says:
Eh?
Story says:
YOU HEARD ME!!!!....erm...SAW WHAT I SAID!!!
Writer says:
So the short of it is....we're all doomed...
Story says:
Its not my problem you once wrote about the apcolypse..
Writer says:
Well at least i can spell shoe
-Story left the conversation-
Writer says:
WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DONT YET KNOW THE MEANING OF EASTER
...
Wait wut...i was talking to myself?
Nahhhh....
(buuurrrn it all, burrrn hehe, burrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn, no one minds a lil fire, matches are in the draw, chainsaw's in the back, KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL...ahem...KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL...n'awww fluffy kitty...KILL,take the car and drive it up a tree, NOW, GO NOW, GO NOW)
You need help...
For once i agree with you, conscience...
Happy early Christmas, love from your conscience!