Jimbster Pokémon Saga - Chapter 16 - Shocks and Bonds

Jimbster: I'm ready this time to beat Lt Surge!
Umbreon: Breon! (Yay!)
Lucy: Good luck! But dont use Farfetch'd, Also come back and tell me how you did in my house!
Jimbster: Ok!

-Enters Gym-
Jimbster: I'm Back!
Lt Surge: Hey! Its the baby!
Jimbster: I demand a Rematch!
Lt Surge: Sure thing baby! I'll crush you!
Jimbster: Dont call me that! Just because you have evolved Pokémon, Dosent mean you'll win!
Lt Surge: We'll see baby, Your just weak.

Referee: This match will be 2-2, No Substitutions! AND LT.SURGE WILL WIN! GO LT-
Lt Surge: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I'M NOT GAY!
Referee: ....... Sorry, Battle Begin!
Jimbster: GO UMBREON!
Umbreon: Breon! (Rarr)
Lt Surge: Electrode! Lets kick some (word censored)!
Electrode: ELECTRODE! (EXPLODE NOW)
PokeDex: Electrode, The evolved form of Voltorb, This Pokémon is known to Explode.
Lt Surge: ELECTRODE! EXPLODE!
Electrode: ELECTROOODE! (EXPLODE)
-Boom-
Referee: Umbreon and Electrode are unable to battle!
Jimbster: Wow.
Lt Surge: HAHHAHHAA BABY!
Referee: YAY! GO LT SURGE!
Lt Surge: one more time.... AND YOUR FIRED!
Referee: ....... Sorry
Jimbster: Hm..... He'll use Raichu next...
Lt Surge: GO RAICHU!!!!!!!!!!!
Raichu: RAIIICHU!
Jimbster: (Wait! Thats it! I need to use Evasion! Maybe Pikachu can use Double Team)
Jimbster: Go Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikkachu! (Hi!)
Lt Surge: Raichu! Thunder!
Jimbster: Avoid it Pikachu! Then use Dig!
Raichu: Rai? (Where is it?)
Pikachu: PIKAA CHU! (Take! This!)
Raichu: RAIIIIIIICHU! (Ouch!)
Jimbster: Now use Quick Attack!
Raichu: Chu!!! (Ouch!)
Lt Surge: Raichu! Use Focus Punch!
Jimbster: Pikachu! Use Double Team!
Lt Surge: DAMN! IT MISSED!
Jimbster: Now Finish it off with ThunderBolt!
Pikachu: Pikkkachu!!!!! (THUNDERBOLT!)
Raichu: RAIIIII CHUUUUU...... Chu (OUWWWWWWWWWWW... Ouch)
Lt Surge: DAMN IT!
Referee: NOOOOOO I HATE MY JOB!

Lt Surge: Great battle Baby, Here is the badge!
Jimbster: Thanks Lt Surge.
Lt Surge: Your no baby actually! Your strong! I respect you! Keep at it!
Jimbster: Ok.
Jimbster: YAY! I GOT THE THUNDER BADGE!
Umbreon: BREON! (Yay!)
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA CHU! (Yes Yes YES!)

Wow. Anime Dejavu.

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