A life in a life of a snail by Espy and Shay

First of all, Greetings. We would like to thank Random for coming up with a name for the dying snail: Bernard. We would also thank a sandwich we once saw, for being a cheese sandwich...and finally a big thank you to the lastest otter to have walked/flied/swam/exploded into some kind of wall, for a reason not even known to us...and seen as its nearly christmas, imagine the snails in little christmas hats with holes for their anntennas. Awww christmassy. (The nuclear bomb also has a hat on) ENJOY!!...ENJOY IT I SAYYYYYYY.

Taco: Wow this nuclear bomb really failed...its covered in slime...huh?
*explosion*
Annnnnndd....it just took out our entire crew

Bernard: NOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!! *his head comes off*

Fernando: This is our 100th fail...i think we should celebrate by ordering pizza

Taco: Ah, good idea

*Two years later*

Fernando: WHERE IS THAT DUDE WITH MY PIZZA?!?!?

Taco: I don't know...lets go find out! TO THE SNAIL-MOBILE!!

*Four years later*

Fernando: Oh, i don't f-ing believe it...

Taco: What?

Fernando: Hes still writing down my order...

*Six years later*

Fernando: Ah carp...he died whilst writing "extra cheese"


We're sorry it's not a "story" as such but more of a play or w/e...but still...nyeh. This story was dedicated to snails...who never get their pizza...sad really and Señor Bread, the seagull who had bread. Thank you for actually reading and any comments will be appreciated.

LOL. I see that you all like snails x3. Vry good play =3

i see that u wrote up our simply 'hilarious' new story...awww, christmassy...

haha yea...like it?

I see, im guessing you two told near everyoe you know this play x3.

yea.....

tis an awesome play, therefore, everyone should know of such a masterpiece!!!

well...i wouldnt call it a masterpiece

its pretty funny

'tis much of a masterpiece

i think i came up with the name bernard ^^

yes, yes u did

Yayz we incorporated the ideas of teh public - AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! The public should let us kno of what they seek in our next production...hehehe

oooh! oooh! Can it have penguins!!??! I like penguins!

yes........ hobo penguins

Lol, hobo penguins, we'll try to put them in our next story ^^

no no, not hobo penguins. That would be just plain weird. Now millionare penguins, thats realistic.

ok maybe we can compromise, a rich penguin roasting bits of bread in the shape of fish over a fire started on it's shoe whilst next to him is a tin of tuna pieces and people occasionally throwing gloves in the tin...BUT THERES NO POINT...THE PENGUIN HAS NO HANDS MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

naw, hobo penguins would be SO much better!!!

trying to fish in a bin!!!

LOL best story

oh thank you

LOL. You can make both x3

all right fine then hobo pemguins. As long as there are penguins.

Heh, they can make an awesome and funny story with everything