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PostSubject: Reece's epic Pokémon journey: Part 2: (word censored) happened.   Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:28 pm

On the previous episode of dead fanfictions....

Reece, Ricky, and Mentally challenged Trent went to claim their Pokémon.

Reece took a Flygon, Ricky took a suicune, and Trent took a... Magikarp, which he promptly nicknamed "Fishie"

Reece challenged Trent to a battle, thinking of an easy win. Reece's attack did not work due to the Magikarp's wonder guard, his fatal splash attack wounded Flygon masochistically.

Reece: (On the phone) Yes! Get over here right now! I need paramedics right now! My Flygon might bleed to death!

911: Um... Isn't there a Pokémon center in your town?

Reece: No, there isn't; you dill hole! HURRY THE HELL UP, I CAN FEEL MY FLYGON'S PULSE DROPPING

911: I'm sorry sir, you will have to travel to Viridian City

Reece: (Whilst panting and carrying flygon) We have to hurry! If we run through the grass and run away from all Pokémon, we should be there in time!

-A mysterious force stops Reece dead in his tracks-

Reece: Dafuq?!

Youngster Joey: HI! I LIKE SHORTS, THEY'RE COOL AND COMF...

Reece: BACK OFF FOREST GUMP (Continues to run towards viridian city)

Reece: (Panting and sweating profusely, Viridian City is still a good mile away) I might as well see if 911 has anything else to say...

Reece: Hello? Yes, I have tried to run to Viridian City, but I cannot make it in time, do you have anything I could do?

911: Well, you could go to your mother...

Reece: My mother is a stay at home-maid,cook, cleaner, housekeeper. She isn't a doctor!

911: Just do it!

-Reece runs back to Pallet Town, stumbling on his way-

-Running into his mothers house- Reece: MOM MOM

Reece's mother: OH YOU LOOK TIRED, YOU NEED SOME REST.

Reece: NO, I need help immediately. You see, my flygon is.... (Passes out, randomly)

-Flygon slightly nudges Reece on the cheek, he is as fine as ever- Reece: What... Flygon... YOU'RE OK!

Reece's mother: That's what mothers are good for!

Reece: Shut the hell up and make my dinner!

Meanwhile, back at Professor Oak's lab.

Ricky: How did you do it?... The thing splashed around and it almost KILLED a flygon

Trent: Urr... you just just gotta know how to let it splash

Ricky: Screw that, I'm battling you

Trent: TWO BATTLES IN ONE DAY!? YAY

Ricky: Go, Suicune!

Trent: Fishie! SAY HAI

Magikarp: KARP KARP

Ricky: Okay, Suicune; USE CHESTO REST STRATEGY

Trenton: wat r u doing y wud u let ur Pokémon sleep

Ricky: You'll see! It's what all the pro's do! Smogon sucks though!

Trenton: uhh k

Ricky: Suicune! USE SUBSTITUTE

Trenton: u just mad ur Pokémon be a doll

Ricky: NU UH, THIS DOLL CAN TAKE A HIT WHILE I STALL YOU OUT

-100 turns later-

Trenton: ur suicune keps loosin life after u mak it a dol, it shud be ded

Ricky: SUICUNE, USE RECOVER

Trenton: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-






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