Random stories

I know this has been made but It'd be fun to see short stories like this:

||||Log Cabins Suck||||
Joey: I'm COLD.
Nikkie: I WANT TO START A FIRE!
Riley: NO.
Joey: NO!
Nikkie: Why not???
Riley: Actually...do it!
Joey: Wait n-
Nikkie: {Starts fire & cabin starts burning}
Joey & Riley: (word censored)!
Nikkie: Oooooooooooooo. You said a bad word!

||||The End||||

Lol, good endings

||||Dittos||||
Mark: Now just to find a Pokémon...
Lilly: BESIDES Caterpie?
Kyle: And Pidgey...?
Mark: Hell Yeah.
*A wild Articuno appears!*
Mark: OH MY F****** ARCEUS! *Arceus is the Pokémon God so i say so*
Articuno: ARTIC!
Mark: *Throws his ONLY Masterball* *Catches Articuno*
Screen game thing: Congratulations! You caught a Ditto! Do you want to name your newly caught Ditto?
Mark: F***! *Does soft reset*

Lol.Mark is so stupid.

||||People||||
Lilly: *Goes on bus* *Sits next to Carlito*
Carlito: Hi Lilly!!!!
Lilly: *Groans* Hi Carlito....
Carlito: How's your....Hm?
Lilly: My what?
Carlito: .... Nothing.
Lilly: Urgh...
Carlito: *Gets out of seat* Bye! *Gets off bus*
Lilly: Ai...*Gets off at her stop*
Lilly: *Walks and bumps into Tiffany & Romeo*
Tiffany: B****! You got my clothes dirty!
Romeo: *Doesn't say anything*
Lilly: *Walks away*
Romeo: *Follows Lilly*
Lilly: *Mutters* Urgh... People..