Jimbster Pokémon Saga - Chapter 28 - Wake up Snorlax!

-Phones mom-
Jimbster: Did you hear my mom? I won!
Karen: Thats great! How many badges do you have?
Jimbster: 4! I'm going to challenge the Saffron City gym!
Karen: Good luck Honey.
Wes: Thats my son. Keep it up lad. You'll be one strong Trainer!
Jimbster: Well I got to- WAHH!
-Closes Phone-

Guy: Hey! Get out of the way!
Guy 2: Whats the big deal?!
Jimbster: What is that thing?
???: Snorlax.......... (ZZZ)
PokeDex: Snorlax, The Lazy Pokémon and the evolved form of Munchlax, Snorlax weigh over 5000 Pounds and is one of the most heaviest Pokémon, They sleep alot and are very lazy. Peaceful but angry when woken.
Jimbster: Grr why won't it move?
Guy: MOVE YOU FAT ****
Umbreon: Breon? (Oh god)
Jimbster: I need something to wake it up!
Umbreon: Bre.... (hmm)
Jimbster: I know!
-Gets out Phone-
Jimbster: JEDWARD!
Jedward: PRESSURE! LOOKING DOWN ON MEEE LOOKING DOWN ON ME,, LALLALALA, UNDER PRESSURE. LOOKING DOWN ON ME, LOOKING DOWN ON MEEEEEE. ON ME!
Snorlax: RARRR! (Turn that crap off!)
Jimbster: Uh oh! He's angry!
Snorlax: SNOOOORLAX!!! (Hungry!)
Jimbster: Go Pikachu! Use Thunder Wave!
Pikachu: Pikachu! (Thunder Wave)
Snorlax: Snorrrl..... (Slow down)
Jimbster: Now Go! PokeBall!

-Pokeball shakes once-
-Pokeball shakes twice-
-Pokeball shakes third time-
Snorlax was caught!