Reece: Hello Im new here and I dont really care that professor oak is asking a twelve year old too pick between 3 bawls!
Oak: Kay Reece come to my van to get to my lab OOOOH! AND TO GET SOME CANDEH!
Ricky: You coming to get a Pokémon? I am too!
Trent: Duhhhhhhhh I am tooo!
Oak: Kay guys pick between Flygon Suicune and Magikarp
Trent: Oh!Oh! Oh! I want dah fishie!
Reece: Meh Gimmie the dragonfly
Ricky: I'll take suicune
Trent: Duhhhh Reece wunna battel??!"
Reece: Sure *battle starts Trent sends out a level 1 magikarp Reece sends out a level 100 flygon*
*Flygon used Dragon Claw!*
*It wasnt affected because of wonder guard!* Reece: WHAT?!
*Magikarp used splash. Reece's Flygon fainted* Reece: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
To be continued.....